LEARN ABOUT ME!

I’m kind of interesting

WATCH ME DO STAND UP!

I do good some times

BOOK ME!

Please, think of the children

  •  @home_made_man  how'd you get her to do that!?10 hours ago
  • it really is insane that once a year the president is like "yea if i wanted to do stand up i could do it way better than anyone else"11 hours ago
  • i can't believe barack obama said cpt11 hours ago
  • every day of my life feels like a year and i mean that in the worst/best way possible11 hours ago