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Recent News

  • The Internet: revolutionizing the way we share information and masturbate

    I was 12-years-old watching a video of man cutting off his own penis when it hit me, “THE INTERNET IS CRAZY!” Just the concept of what it is and what it means for the future of humanity is so mind numbingly intense it almost wasn’t even worth thinking about. So I Didn’t… Until right now! [...]

  • Aliens, Ghosts, and Bigfoot: Are They Real? (Depends How Crazy You Are)

    When it comes to “paranormal activity”, most people think of the shitty “reality horror” movies, however, paranormal activity is actually a legitimate concern that should be taken VERY seriously. Ghosts, aliens, Bigfoot, and all the other stuff crazy homeless people are constantly talking about are REAL ISSUES NEED TO BE ADDRESSED. Lets start with the [...]

  • Lady luck is a bitch. good thing i love bitches! The secrets of gambling

    So some (AKA most) people have told me I have a gambling problem, but I think I’m just optimistic. People tell me I have a problem because I “constantly lose money” and I “don’t know when to quit”, and “seriously this is getting ridiculous, we’ve been here for 7 hours”, but those people are just [...]

  • money, fame and balls: professional athletes and our weird obsession with sports

    Contrary to what most NBA analysts predicted, I was not the first overall pick in the NBA draft. In fact, few people know this about me, but I’m not even in the NBA. (I wish I was, but I wasn’t blessed with superior height and coordination. (THANKS GOD!)) I think we all secretly wish we [...]

  • Hardcore Ice Road Swamp Kardashians in Full HD: The “reality” of Reality TV

    I watch a lot of reality TV (because I’m smart and I have free time) and throughout the years, I’ve come to love celeb-reality stars just as much as I love any TV characters. Because that’s all they are, “characters.” The fact that it’s trying to be “real” doesn’t change the fact that it’s still [...]

  • Ego boosts and titties: the real appeal of the skin bin

    When you’re in an altered state of mind, your judgment may be “impaired.” And because of this, on certain occasions, men will frequent venues in which women will remove their clothing and dance for money. We’re certainly not proud of it, however all men have experienced drunken nights out with their friends when someone has [...]